Read for context.

A note about format (you only need to read this once):
I’m posting a new chapter every day, so the latest chapter is always directly below this note. I still recommend reading “chronologically” (i.e., from the bottom up) for optimal enjoyment. The Previous Chapters section will get you started at the beginning, if you wish.
Thanks for dropping by! Hope you’ll stick around and see where it all goes from here.